Sunday, May 16, 2010

Real (bedtime/dirty) Talk.

I stood in the bathroom, in our bedroom, getting ready for bed.... This consists of slipping into my ultra sexy drawstring plaid pants and memphis tigers t-shirt, removing my contacts and brushing my teeth....

Me: I think I have gas.

Jason: what does that have to do with me?

Me: in case I accidentally fart in my sleep....

Jason: why don't you accidentally go sleep on the couch?

11 comments:

buymebarbies said...

Oh my......Good thing I'm not Jason's wife!! HAHAHA

Anonymous said...

WDE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ashley King said...

Mom, he was laughing so hard when he said this. Well, we both were....

"anonymous" yes WDE, but that was more saturday. ;)

Shell said...

That's hilarious! The things we say to each othr once we are married!

Pat Tillett said...

That was so damn funny!
Okay, I'll be the idiot. what the heck does WDE stand for?

Ashley King said...

wde= worst diarrhea ever.... you're welcome.

Anonymous said...

I need to make an account ash, then I won't be anonymous. Reading your blog during cipro treatment = very therapeutic (spelling?)

Laurnie said...

Best thing I have read today. Isnt cohabitation wonderful? When I happen to slip into booty shorts and a tank top, my boyfriend thinks its some sort of special night he forgot about. I just think its too warm for pants.

Ashley King said...

that's just toooo funny Laurnie!! =) cohabitation is hilarious!!!

ASBLACKASOBAMA said...

Ha ha! Jason is funny!

Ashley King said...

ABAO, i guess that's why i keep him ;)