Wednesday, May 19, 2010

As"King" Ashley # i don't remember what number.... 2, maybe?

Dear Ashley,

You seem to know a lot about the medical field and such. what's the best kind of birth control out there?

Sincerely,
Undecided on children

Dear Decided on children,

Sounds like you are decided on children if you are asking about birth control options.... and why the HELL did you ask ME what the best kind of birth control there is out there? i have TWO (not one, but TWO) children....

There are a few different options out there on the market.

Aspirin (generic brand, whatever's cheapest).
pinch that sucker in between your knees and don't let it fall....
that works....

or..... you can just watch this video....

video

just think.... he COULD be yours....


you're welcome,
Ashley

9 comments:

Laurnie said...

Hahaha!

Clearly not laughing at the crying, but at your aspirin as birth control. Good idea :)

Ashley King said...

lol... sad thing is.... that kid's.... *gulp*.... mine....

TS Hendrik said...

LOL, aww poor kiddo. Hilarious post. Very cleverly done.

Ms. Anthropy said...

I had a cryer, for about 10 months. He had a spastic colon and still does. Doesn't cry nearly as loud at 33. I sure sympathize. (still glad it's you and not me) Send him to Grandpa!

buymebarbies said...

UH, no don't send him to grandpa. That would mean, I would be listening to him too!! I did my time!! LOL

Ashley King said...

@TS, why thank you, sir! =) glad people can laugh at my expense. hahaha.

@Ms Anthropy. how did they determine he had a spastic colon and at what age did they determine that? what were the symptoms? i think he gets super gassy.... although i give him the gas drops and such.... heck, i don't know. maybe he just doesn't like ME!!!!!

@buymebarbies.... yeah, you don't like babysitting anyway... lol. poppa is beginning to believe in euthanasia now.... lol. ohhhh a day in the life.... but you said we were all good children?! i still can't imagine....

Marlene said...

Can't see the video for some reason - but love the aspirin idea!

Ashley King said...

i know this is probably stupid and you probably tried, but the video usually doesn't show up, just a strip at the bottom, and you have to push play. (i'm sure you already know that) but it was worth a shot, just in case you didn't!!! i don't think it's nearly as funny without LEWIE!!!!

Mainland Streel said...

Hee hee...aspirin!! :)