Tuesday, June 8, 2010

glammy plo-nounces it like diss.

Glammy: really pronounced "Grammy," but depends on who's doing the pronouncing.
if it's her (see below), it's "Glammy".... to everyone else, it's our Japanese Grammy.

Who needs a mug?
When you can just drink straight from the pitcher!!!
(okay so she totally doesn't even drink, but was a super good sport in posing for these pictures. we make her do some crazy stuff!!)

grammy says, "oh how pur-tee. look at the little gull golirra!"

what that translates to?....

"oh how pretty! look at the little girl gorilla!!!"
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"you know, holizon keep calling me."

what she meant to say was.... "you know, verizon keeps calling me."

and she was asked, "how do you know it's verizon?"
to which she answered, "because when i open my hone, it say holizon on da bottom."

she THOUGHT it was verizon that was calling her continuously....
what she DIDN'T know, was that her screensaver on her phone just says "VERIZON" as a default....
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the other day we were going to starbucks.
when asked if she wanted anything to drink, she hesitates while thinking and says, "i have uh.... uh cocoa flappy."

my mom and i start CRACKING up....

"a cocoa flappy?" i asked.

"yeah, you know, i try dat kind dat what's her face get before, you know? a cocoa.... flappy. da cold one."

"a mocha frappuccino?"

no words exchanged....
pure laughter takes over when she realizes it's called a mocha frappuccino....

17 comments:

Jenni Newman said...

HA HA I nee more of her in my life. She's absolutely hilarious!

Ally said...

omg, you're too funny. your glammy is so cute!

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Phoenix said...

Ha ha ha she sounds hilarious.

We took my grandma to see the original Shrek and she loved it and kept asking us to get the sound track with "Smack Face" over and over. She meant Smashmouth ha ha ha.
What was even funnier was that she would always hit herself in the face as she said it, gotta love the gmas :)

Pat Tillett said...

She's is a laugh a minute...good think she doesn't go on the internet!

Copyboy said...

I want Gammy on my beer pong team.

buymebarbies said...

OH, Sholup Ashley, done pick on Glammy!!!

Michelle said...

GOTTA love my gollila!!! :) I think I have another GREAT beer drinking shot from that night... Or should I say, beer CHUGGING?! Lol!! <3

Ms. Anthropy said...

Go, Glammy!

Marlene said...

Ha ha!! I wish I had a glammy like yours! (Mine both passed away years ago).

ASBLACKASOBAMA said...

I will now forever call it a cocoa flappy!

Ashley King said...

@Jenni, yes she's hilarious.... when she wants to be.... (and even when she doesn't)

@Ally. =) thank you!!! =)

@Phoenix, that's hilarious. smack face!

@Poppa, if she DID use the internet, it would be us showing her, therefore, we could keep her away from our blogs. lol.

@CB, she'd be a great teammate for you.... except, she doesn't drink. lol.

@Mom, lol!!!! oh shollup!

@Tuety, cough em up!

@Ms. Anthropy, you ARE the best cheerleader!! ;)

@Marlene, she's the only one i have left!! i'm sorry yours have passed away.... =( you can share mine with me. =)

@ABAO, hilarious! you should!!! your wife will think you're nuts!

Mainland Streel said...

Ahhh! She is adorable! :)

Bossy Betty said...

I wuv Glammy!!!

Ashley King said...

everyone loves glammy!!! ;)

littlemisspammy said...

awwwwww how sweet!!! I'm laughing so hard that tears are welling up in my eyes! Reminds me of my grandma!

Pat Tillett said...

By the way folks...granny is 82!

Ashley King said...

@littlemisspammy, funny old asian women!! Hee hee

@pat. I won't tell them you're forgetful. With your old age, I'll let it slide.... She's 81. =)