Tuesday, June 15, 2010

As"King" Ashley #3.... i think?

I hadn't planned on blogging much, but i HAD to blog about this one, because i had a mouthful to say, and i couldn't push it to the back of my head no matter how hard i wanted to, or how hard i tried....

so here goes....

Dear Ashley,

I have been married for a little over a year now and i think my wife is cheating on me.... i REALLLLLY want to spy on her so that i have the evidence i need to show her that i know she's been cheating on me.... should i spy or shouldn't i?

sincerely,
desperate for answers



Dear Snoopy,

I think you are desperate for far more than answers. you need help.... because 1 of 2 things is going on here.... either 1. your wife is really cheating on you, which is why you have the gut feeling she is, and if that is the case you shouldn't be with her anyway.... or 2. you are SUPER insecure, which if this is the case, you really shouldn't be with her anyway, because YOU, my friend, need some serious help, and this has everything in the world to do with YOU and YOUR insecurities and NOT with her.... you said you wanted to snoop so that you would have the evidence to show her that you know she's cheating on you.... well, i hate to break it to you, but chances are since she is the one doing the cheating, it's quite a heavy possibility that she already KNOWS she's cheating on you.... and, in fact, she would need no evidence at all, for i'm pretty darn certain, her memory provides her with enough. do BOTH of you guys the favor, and set her free.... set yourself free....

.... and then seek professional help....
cheaters suck. it's true,
but insecure people suck just as bad....

sincerely,
ashy elbows

9 comments:

Melissa said...

Where do you get these from?

Ashley King said...

anywhere and everywhere!!! =)

Ms. Anthropy said...

Dear Ashy Elbows,

I'm insecure... what advice do you have for me? Please don't tell me I suck, I get tired of hearing that one.

Ashley King said...

Ms. A. but are you SNOOPY?

Ms. Anthropy said...

Heck yes I am! When in doubt, snoop it out.

Marlene said...

LOL.....the people that hire PI's to check on their spouses creep me out. I mean, you've gotta be pretty darned sure there's something to find out if you're going to pay a professional to get you the answers you seek; and if that's the case, are you going to stay after you find out what you already suspect?! What a waste of money.

Ashley King said...

Marlene, i agree... what is the outcome? okay, so you find out what you suspected is true... then what? then YOU LEAVE, duh!!! wasted time, wasted money. if you hire the PI, then you'd likely make a good lawyer, because you are "proving your case," but i really don't think you need to 'prove it" i think you should just leave, because there is obviously not enough trust there.... does that make sense? and say you find nothing.... then you feel horrible about yourself.... like, "what is wrong with me?" i don't know.... i've gone through this battle on numerous occasions.... ugh.

and Ms. A. gotta say, i've totally been there.... too many times!!!!!

Ally said...

ashley, don't tell anyone, but sometimes i sneak a peek at my hubby's phone. i never find a thing.

Ashley King said...

ally, i am SO glad you've never found anything! =) does it make you any less inclined to sneak a peek next time?? or do you still want to look just the same? i'm curious!!!