i pretty much look like my old primary care dr in this picture.... (i hope he never accidentally stumbles across my blog. i don't think that's a compliment)this is what we'd look like after a few drinks.... and that's supposed to be a compliment. yikes!
and i'm pretty sure this is what your face would look like if you drank mentos and diet coke.
and then your reaction to your new face after you drank mentos and diet coke.
this is what your face(s) would look like if you were born at like 7 and 26 and the dr had to use a vacuum to suck you out of your mother.
and this is what you would look like if you glued caterpillars to your face. (the weird thing on the right is something you'd see if you went to munchkinland)
that bulging eyed freak on the left is my older sister. that weird thing in the middle is my grandma, and that infected eye freak on the right.... well that's me in my flashy eyewear.
that's my niece who totally looks like her uncle and her dad and nothing like her mom. in fact, i'm pretty sure her mom is really not her mom.
that's the three of us again, right before my grandma peed her pants from laughing so hard.
this is what i will look like if i continue to eat brownies, cut my hair and pick my nose.