Monday, July 5, 2010

never trust a man in diapers who tells you he's okay to drive....

i knew we should have called a cab when he started drinking.... milk.
"MOM! c'mon!!! i'll drive you anywhere you wanna go!!!!" he said.... look at that smile!! how could i resist!
"get in the car, paparazzi," he grumbled under his milk breath.
"Lewie!!!! Keep your eyes on the road!!!!" I squealed.
"WATCH OUT FOR THE PUUPPPPPYYY!!!!!"

luckily, he missed the pup, but hit the trashcans instead.

that's what driving under the influence of milk will do to ya!
thankfully no one was harmed.....
except the poor trashcans....

never trust a man in diapers....
no matter HOW cute he is. ;)

9 comments:

Ms. Anthropy said...

He is adorable!

buymebarbies said...

I love these pictures and that Lewie......delicious!!! What a little looker!!! Too cute!!

Georgina Dollface said...

Oooh! Look at driver's side arm tan! Nothing says summer like a good-old one armed tan.
These were so adorable. Thanks for sharing! - G

Marlene said...

Oh my gosh - he is ADORABLE!!!!! So was your little story! :)

Anonymous said...

He is precious Ashley! Just wanna squeeeeeeze those cheeks!

Anonymous said...

He is adorable! So cute Ashley!!

Pat Tillett said...

Is he too young for rehab?
great and hilarious post Ashley...

Ashley King said...

thanks everyone! i kinda like him too! guess i have to keep him! ;)

Michelle said...

Hilarious! :) man, I love that face of his!!