Glammy: really pronounced "Grammy," but depends on who's doing the pronouncing.
if it's her (see below), it's "Glammy".... to everyone else, it's our Japanese Grammy.
Who needs a mug?
When you can just drink straight from the pitcher!!!
(okay so she totally doesn't even drink, but was a super good sport in posing for these pictures. we make her do some crazy stuff!!)grammy says, "oh how pur-tee. look at the little gull golirra!"
what that translates to?....
"oh how pretty! look at the little girl gorilla!!!"
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"you know, holizon keep calling me."
what she meant to say was.... "you know, verizon keeps calling me."
and she was asked, "how do you know it's verizon?"
to which she answered, "because when i open my hone, it say holizon on da bottom."
she THOUGHT it was verizon that was calling her continuously....
what she DIDN'T know, was that her screensaver on her phone just says "VERIZON" as a default....
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the other day we were going to starbucks.
when asked if she wanted anything to drink, she hesitates while thinking and says, "i have uh.... uh cocoa flappy."
my mom and i start CRACKING up....
"a cocoa flappy?" i asked.
"yeah, you know, i try dat kind dat what's her face get before, you know? a cocoa.... flappy. da cold one."
"a mocha frappuccino?"
no words exchanged....
pure laughter takes over when she realizes it's called a mocha frappuccino....
